That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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