I must be too annoying 4 u.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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