There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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