my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Michael Bay diarrhea
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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