I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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