drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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