Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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