weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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