$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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