I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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