FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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