Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I need to align my fucking chakras
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
