normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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