He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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