I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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