Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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