It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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