Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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