honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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