I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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