? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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