Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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