Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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