we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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