Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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