I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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