Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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