watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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