a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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