he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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