i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
the raccoons are back...
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