these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I think my moral compass just broke
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize