I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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