covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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