If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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