well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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