Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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