id be glad to
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Everything about him screamed your future.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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