We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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