He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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