Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
