the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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