Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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