ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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