what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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