Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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