the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
They took my balls.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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