I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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