You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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