Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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