She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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