rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
