Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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