I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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