Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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