Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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