Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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