Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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